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[Simcamb]

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[mota]

Tu dis ça parce que t'es à 90, sauf qu'en ville c'est 50

[Simcamb]

chu à 30

[mota]

C'est les pédés et les gonzesse qui vont à 30

[Simcamb]

j'ai quand même pas le permis, le train cay bieng.

[meta67]

meta67 is 16% gay!

Tain, j'ai flippé à la page avec la jauge qui monte : j'ai crû que ça allait donner le résultat. A 100% j'ai été rassuré lorsque j'ai vu qu'il fallait encore faire un clic ><

Pas mieux que razorbill.[/quotemsg]

Pareil, j'ai eu peur :sweat:

[dPm]

LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz

Ferdinand-Sauerbruch-Strasse 2

DE-56073 Koblenz,

Rheinland-Pfalz,

Germany.

Reference Number: LRP/19-DE/9317

Batch: LRP/06/41

Dear Winner,

LOTTO RHEINLAND-PFALZ WIN NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final

draws of the LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz Program. LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz draws was

conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual

and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer ballot

search from the internet as part of our international promotions program which

we conduct every year. No tickets were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address attached to serial

number 76-2006 drew the lucky numbers 3-24-1-10-49-17 which consequently emerged

you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €1,000,000.00 (One

Million EURO) in cash credited to file LRP/19-DE/9317. This is from a total cash

prize of €50,000,000 (Fifty Million) Euro shared amongst the first fifty (50)

lucky winners in this category.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz.

The estimated €50 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in Europe history.

The biggest was the €363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a Febuary

2000 drawing of The Big Game Mega Millions' predecessor.

Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover insurance. Due

to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this award from

public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you

as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted

taking advantage of this program by the general public.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet

representative office in London. In view of this, your €1,000,000.00 (One

Million Euro) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe. Our

agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your

funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.

To begin your claim please contact your claims agent:

Mr.Wilson Gart

Foreign Services Manager,

Information and Payment Bureau.

London Representative Office.

Phone: 00 44 702 403 5806

Fax: 00 44 870 974 3451

Email: wilsongart@uk2.net

Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of your prize

funds into your designated bank account.

Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than One month. After this

date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. In order

to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please endeavor to quote your

Reference (LRP/19-DE/9317) and Batch numbers (LRP/06/41) in every correspondence

with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do

inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks for being

part of our program.

Yours faithfully,

Hans-Peter Schössler

Managing Director

LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz.

[:rofleuh]

[Rom1]

tu me résumes

[dPm]

tu me résumes [/quotemsg]

j'ai gagné 1 m€

[Ak2Spawn]

Mais pour le transfet ils te demandent ton numéro de carte bancaire avec le code et la date d'expiration =d

[Schtroumphy]

tu plombes le test gay et lesbian

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[Rom1]

félicitaion [:schtroumphy]

[dPm]

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j'ai fait 26%

je devrais pas me faire couper les cheveux si souvent [:spamafote]

[Ag0Nie]

:]

[mota]

D'un coup ça perd en image de marque..

[Simcamb]

Pour les connaisseurs de Zelda

[Ag0Nie]

D'un coup ça perd en image de marque..[/quotemsg]

Clair, limite je me demande si c'est pas une campagne d'intox de crosoft

[mota]

Pour les connaisseurs de Zelda

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De toi ?

Si c'est le cas, chapal.

[Simcamb]

nonon, je serais infoutu de dessiner Link ^^

[mota]

Pourtant j'ai cru que c'était toi

[Cidji]

Pour les connaisseurs de Zelda

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Dooloodi !

J'adore ^^

[AzzA]

Crysis :

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Ouais, pas maaaaal... :sweat:

[AdHoc]

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http://www.nofrag.com/images/002373.jpg

http://www.nofrag.com/images/002374.jpg

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Ouais, pas maaaaal... :sweat:[/quotemsg]

OK et c'est quoi ?

[matriximpulse]

Pas tout compris non plus :s

[Cidji]

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