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[meta67]

McDo pointe du doigt les jeux vidéo

Au cours d'un entretien accordé au London Times, Steve Easterbrook deMcDonald's UK cite les jeux vidéo comme étant l'une des causes del'obésité chez l'enfant (les autres causes étant la responsabilitépersonnelle, l'industrie alimentaire et la responsabilité de l'état).Dans un sens, il est vrai que de rester assis sur son canapé n'a jamaispermis de brûler beaucoup de calories mais il paraît assez malhonnêtede blâmer les jeux vidéo lorsque l'on dirige soi-même la brancheanglaise de Big Mac & Co

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^^

[MacEugene]

Le moulin est un fake.

Annonce pour un moulin à Bruges en francais? Impossible

[Wooley]

Vegetal dit : tu sais comment faire voler un chat ?

Amely dit : euh...tu le prends par la queue et tu le balances ?

Vegetal dit : non, tu lui accroches une tartine avec de la confiture sur le dos, la confiote tournée vers le plafond

Amely dit : pourquoi ?

Vegetal dit : statistiquement

Vegetal dit : le chat retombe tjs sur ses pattes

Vegetal dit : et la tartine tjs du coté de la confiture...

Vegetal dit : alors.....

[AzzA]

Classique ^^ j'l'avais lue dans un Kid Paddle ^^

[patapouf]

y'a même un gif comme ça ^^

[mota]

C'est même appelé "Le paradoxe de la lévitation félino-tartinique", et est désigné comme corollaire de la loi de Murphy (dite LEM: loi de l'emmerdement maximal)

[dPm]

It's an eternal battle of need versus speed, aggravation versus acceleration.

Rule 1: Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "Beep! Beep!"

Rule 2: No outside force can harm the Coyote -- only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products.

Wile E.'s ineptitude, possibly a by-product of his distracted obsession with catching Road Runner, is compounded only by the Acme company's products - which may work for other customers, but seem never to work for Wile E., who repeatedly risks life and limb counting on their effectiveness. In Operation: Rabbit, for example, Wile E. constructs an elaborate Acme-manufactured contraption guaranteed to catch Bugs Bunny. Inevitably, the apparatus fails and Wile E. is defeated once again.

Rule 3: The Coyote could stop anytime -- IF he was not a fanatic.

(Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana) Of course he can't quit; he's certain that the next attempt is sure to succeed. He's the personality type that twelve-step programs are made for. Of course, first you have to want to quit.

Rule 4: No dialogue ever, except "Beep! Beep!"

Oh, and the occasional dialog sign that comes in handy just as Wile E. realizes that his efforts are going to bring him nothing but big pain.

Rule 5: Road Runner must stay on the road - for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.

Rule 6: All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters -- the southwest American desert.

That's because there's everything you need for a funny cartoon in one place: winding roads, peaks, canyons, cacti, and boulders, all of which defy conventional physics. In Chuck Jones' classic There They Go-Go-Go!, the starving Wile E. resorts to creating a chicken out of the desert mud. When the speedy Road Runner whizzes by, friction causes the road and Wile E.'s feet to catch on fire, sending the coyote into a frantic craze, in which he attempts to capture his prey with a rope, a sling-shot, a rotating circle of spiked balls, a booby-trapped ladder, and a pile of rocks.

Rule 7: All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation. Talk about the first real example of "branding" in American commerce! Of course, not even an Acme brand Burmese tiger trap, an Acme brand steel wall, or Acme brand muscle-building vitamins can help Wile E. catch-up to the supersonic Road Runner in Stop! Look! Hasten!

Rule 8: Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.

Another Chuck Jones' classic, Scrambled Aches, has Wile E. watering a rock in order to grow it to boulder-size so he can crush Road Runner flat in his tracks. In true Wile E. style, the rock expands just as the tottering coyote lifts it over his head, letting gravity take its course. It's the law, you know.

Rule 9: The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

Easy for you to say.

Rule 10: The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.

From Beep, Beep to Zipping Along to Freeze Frame, and despite his constant failure, fans continue to love Wile E. Coyote and his always one-step-ahead costar, Road Runner.

[loul71]

Bravo!!! On a un champion!!!

[Lord_of_the_Abyss]

[Jooreixo]

[loul71]

Il est vraiment bon Flock

[dPm]

reçu en mail, un mail de confirmation:

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je pensais pas qu'un mec puisse avoir un mail suffisament proche du mien pour se gourrer xD

[loul71]

Enooorme

[dPm]

pas mal

[tomcom]

Beau travail ouais !

[Small]

y'a même un gif comme ça ^^

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Pour ceux que ca interesse d'avoir dans leur favoris

[patapouf]

[dPm]

merde, je t'avais dit de pas te garer là

[valoutheone]

C'est en Islande?

[caouecs]

C'est en Islande?[/quotemsg]

j'aurais dit Sibérie

[caouecs]

Putain Robert, tu l'as garé où l'avion

je me suis dit aussi que je pouvais faire un commentaire de merde sur une photo

[valoutheone]

"C'est celui avec le A"

[Jooreixo]

Putain Robert, tu l'as garé où l'avion

je me suis dit aussi que je pouvais faire un commentaire de merde sur une photo [/quotemsg]

[:keats:10]

[AzzA]

merde, je t'avais dit de pas te garer là[/quotemsg]

Putain Robert, tu l'as garé où l'avion

je me suis dit aussi que je pouvais faire un commentaire de merde sur une photo [/quotemsg]

Héhéhé [:xdddd]

[AL1Snip]

"C'est celui avec le A"[/quotemsg]

t'es sur que ce n'est pas celui avec les 2 'L' ? ^^